The Game Gods

Halo 3 Gets Mature Rating in The U.S.

As if we didn’t know already that Halo 3 would get an “M” rating from the ESRB board.  What kind of lame-ass conclusion to one of the greatest series of games would it have been if Halo 3 would have gotten anything less than a mature rating?  We’d see Master Chief sporting a battle rifle watergun which shoots out pink water.  Thank goodness for “M” ratings I swear.

If you can’t handle a little fake video game blood after I snipe you in the head from halfway across the map, tell your mommy to take the game back and go buy Shrek 3 or something.